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Item #: SCP-1459
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1459 is to be kept within a standard containment vault in Safe Wing-C of Sector-25. As of 05/16/██, only Level-1 Maintenance Technician Valera may view and interact with SCP-1459. MT Valera is to be presented with the opportunity to receive a mild amnestic to ameliorate emotional escalation between testing sessions. In the event that MT Valera becomes unavailable to perform further tests, a new individual is to be selected by the presiding on-site counselor.
By executive order, testing is to continue indefinitely.
Description: SCP-1459 is a modified claw crane arcade game machine that stands 2.3m x 1.2m x 1.5m. Like most machines of this variety, it has a central rectangular space with three clear walls on its front and sides, with a white plastic floor and back. However, SCP-1459 is unique in that the inner chamber has no chute where a prize would normally be dispensed.
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I really hope the guy running the experiments isn't a dog person.
Me: Those experiments were amusing!
Dr. Yealy: You're sick!
Me: You call yourself a doctor?
Yet you participate in animal cruelty.
Ok what the flying f*******!?!??
9:58 i felt that soft "goddamnit" on a spiritual level
The funny thing is that I knew about this a few years ago and I still chose to watch this. I am re-scarred
I thought this was going to be a machine that produces cute puppies ;-;
Combined Pet Shop and Prize Crane Machine
"...and that's how I started drinking Everclear straight from the bottle."
What if they tried to get the Dog to be puppy jesus like
would it do a marionette version of the old testament or would the dog come out like Krypto from damn DC comics
I was baited by the cute puppy
This is the most evil SCP, hands down
I want a turn with the machine.
Statement: “Joker Toxin.”
I love discussing SCPs, buuuuuuut I think I’ll just keep this one to myself.
thats not very cash money
Try not to cry.
Thanks, I hate it.
the cookie I don't even like is not worth the loss of a puppy that I would want to love and cuddle for the rest of my life.
Why did no one think of “destruction of this machine” or “the destruction of SCP-1459”
I like how even the manufacturer's name is an acronym for "You will totally go to hell for this"
Question, does SCP 1459 gives people puppies instead of asking a person if they want to become a murderous monster towards the puppy?
Because that defeats the whole purpose of his name "puppy machine" I'm pretty sure Keanu Reeves John Wick/Neo wants the puppies to live & be free.
immna be so angry if this harms the dogs in any way
edit: i am so fucking angry
W I N A C O O C H I E
cookie clicker looks a lot different now bruh
This is totally my favorite SPC, also I'm totally going to hell for this but... how many cookeis would the player get if the method was "Supernova"?
that last test is the best.
Gonna need a healthy dose of class A amnestics after hearing this.
I honestly thought this would be a cute story. Wth was I thinking.
sounds like michael vick's kinda game
10:30 Killing puppies is fucked up and all but the thought of a bunch of puppies sitting in a courtroom with tiny costumes just makes my day.
do you get puppys
This SCP ‘s literal only purpose is to kill puppies, and be an asshole while doing it.
Can’t have shit in the SCP universe.
When you realize object class stands for how easily contained they are and not by how dangerous they are.
blender dog go brrrr
Poor doge's :(
I want class a amnestics.
SOMEBODY MAKE AN SCP WHOS ONLY PURPOSE IS TO KICK DR. YEATLEY'S SHIT IN!!!
I clicked on this video expecting a wholesome experience, boy was I wrong!
"Death by SCP-999"
I would've liked to see the researchers request specific SCPs as extermination methods.
That chuckle at the puppies wearing suits at 10:47
Dark humor at its peak
That took a hell of a turn
I THOUGHT THE MACHINE DISPENSED PUPPIES, NOT KILLED THEM
YEP CAN WE GET A REQUEST FOR NEUTRALIZED PLEASE
That "drowning in puppies" round even got Volgun to break character for a second... holy shit
I read that the thumbnail as "You win a coochie"
Sounds like Peppersghost needs some therapy.
this is disgusting. RAISIN COOKIES????!!
Pure sickness. And i say that as a vegan who accepts ALOT sickness before calling it pure sickness
“Some anomalies, just, why? You know what I mean?”
Yes. I VERY know what you mean
Michael Vick would love this
I read the thumbnail as "Win a Coochie!"
10:00 "goddammit" not sure if intended or accidentally left in But love it Cx
But hey, cookie
Fun fact: someone said "Sans Undertale" into this thing.
If the humor is dark enough, it doesn't need to be a -J
me 20 minutes ago: oh it must be like a machine that makes puppies anomalously or something :)
me now: :(
Hey so I suppressed this in my memories, can someone tell me if there's a reason they need to repeat the game?
About halfway through I though I couldn't be shocked anymore, then a woman suffocated a puppy with her vagina
I really shouldn’t be laughing at the idea of a sledgehammered kitten, but I’ve watched too much tom and jerry to not find that morbidly comical
Dr. Yeatly: " haha yeah so there's this machine that murders puppies in any way you want AND you get completely safe cookies after wanna try- "
Apparently all the other fuckin researchers in the room: " DO I? "
Why did they do over 300 test??? I would’ve stopped at 1 and destroyed it
We need to go over the whole “ Safe “ subject class. In my world puppies and safe mean something waaaaaay different then the foundations.
I would like to have a hug from 999 .
ONE COOKIE... Really! Even when there’s two SCP1459-1 s. Well, Another one of life’s simple pleasures ruined my a meddling bureaucracy! I bet it was Resin too.
What if you try to get another SCP to kill it? Maybe the machine just shows a picture of 096's face
Am I the only person who wishes I could use this scp
The best one was probably the last one since a puppy didnt die, all though a cat did.
I saw “puppy” and “safe” together in the same sentence and assumed this was a good SCP. Oh, how wrong was I.
before the video = AWWWW this looks soo cute!! i bet The Puppy Machine is something u put coins and it gives u a puppies!! click video
After the videos = What kind of sicko made this Machine?!
anyone notice how Dr. Yeatley seemed to be having a bit too much fun with the puppy machine? the dude did like 40 games in a row.
i hate this
So no one is gonna say old age
At the very least, (spoiler for the ending)
it ended on a humorous note.
No matter how many times I listen to this one, I can't help but think it was made by AWCY
Reality TV actually made me laugh. That was a nice touch.
How many cookies would “Gold Experience Requiem” give?
"Mummy, can I watch a video about a puppy machine?
"Sure, Timmy, what could go wrong?"
We all know it was a blendtec blender. Puppy smoke...
no one ever said DEATH BY SNU SNU?
so you get a cookie you least like for killing a dog you most liked..
this is a scam bigger than minecraft villager trades.
Are people really that bothered by this
Wait why the sub is 666k?
Can we just address the fact that Dr. Yeatly presumably did this 230 times before he couldn’t take it anymore?
Yeah ... we're gonna need SCP-999 ... stat.
The last one was interesting, instead of the dog it produced a cat and killed it. Wasn't expecting that.
Use those kids that erase things from existence.
Where is my SCP-999?
That d class who suggested nuclear detonation. Why the hell wouldnt they give the d class instructions on what to say?
This video is wholesome
I thought this was gonna make puppies :( and that was all it does
I thought this was gonna be a machine that created puppies or smth
After seeing the comments, I have decided to stop watching this video less than a minute into it
I would rather not add to my long list of nightmare fuel
Ethics community shitting themselves rn
I thought the machine dispenses puppies not that...
Edit: I hate dr. Yeatley
you know, that god scp should just end up destroying this scp I'd be happy with that
That last one was SO petty! XD