SCP-1459 │ The Puppy Machine │ Safe │ Ectoentropic SCP

SCP-1459 │ The Puppy Machine │ Safe │ Ectoentropic SCP

279 892 views | 22 Aug. 2020

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Item #: SCP-1459

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1459 is to be kept within a standard containment vault in Safe Wing-C of Sector-25. As of 05/16/██, only Level-1 Maintenance Technician Valera may view and interact with SCP-1459. MT Valera is to be presented with the opportunity to receive a mild amnestic to ameliorate emotional escalation between testing sessions. In the event that MT Valera becomes unavailable to perform further tests, a new individual is to be selected by the presiding on-site counselor.

By executive order, testing is to continue indefinitely.

Description: SCP-1459 is a modified claw crane arcade game machine that stands 2.3m x 1.2m x 1.5m. Like most machines of this variety, it has a central rectangular space with three clear walls on its front and sides, with a white plastic floor and back. However, SCP-1459 is unique in that the inner chamber has no chute where a prize would normally be dispensed.

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Creeperluv02

I really hope the guy running the experiments isn't a dog person.

a i

Me: Those experiments were amusing!
Dr. Yealy: You're sick!
Me: You call yourself a doctor?
Yet you participate in animal cruelty.
Dr. Yealy:

Tridentious

Ok what the flying f*******!?!??

Saval

9:58 i felt that soft "goddamnit" on a spiritual level

LivingBetweenWorlds

The funny thing is that I knew about this a few years ago and I still chose to watch this. I am re-scarred

Namtellectjoonal

I thought this was going to be a machine that produces cute puppies ;-;

Denise Chan VSSEDragon3 Dinzydragon

Combined Pet Shop and Prize Crane Machine

Wan Fu

"...and that's how I started drinking Everclear straight from the bottle."

Lake Lure

What if they tried to get the Dog to be puppy jesus like
"Deification"/"Godhood"/"TheVolgun"
would it do a marionette version of the old testament or would the dog come out like Krypto from damn DC comics

Freaky Frank

I was baited by the cute puppy

Jayden Knight

This is the most evil SCP, hands down

Ceran Akana

I want a turn with the machine.

Statement: “Joker Toxin.”

connie clouse

Scp 458

Bennie Saying Things

I love discussing SCPs, buuuuuuut I think I’ll just keep this one to myself.

yellow fellow

thats not very cash money

Icy Wolf

Try not to cry.

ryvian

Thanks, I hate it.

Bored Insomniac

the cookie I don't even like is not worth the loss of a puppy that I would want to love and cuddle for the rest of my life.

Ajc 7575

Why did no one think of “destruction of this machine” or “the destruction of SCP-1459”

Robodav

I like how even the manufacturer's name is an acronym for "You will totally go to hell for this"

Saint Akins

Question, does SCP 1459 gives people puppies instead of asking a person if they want to become a murderous monster towards the puppy?
Because that defeats the whole purpose of his name "puppy machine" I'm pretty sure Keanu Reeves John Wick/Neo wants the puppies to live & be free.

Roth: The World Ender

immna be so angry if this harms the dogs in any way
edit: i am so fucking angry

Mr.Wonderful Wisdomous Wondertainment

W I N A C O O C H I E

Searus Quiver

cookie clicker looks a lot different now bruh

V Paul

This is totally my favorite SPC, also I'm totally going to hell for this but... how many cookeis would the player get if the method was "Supernova"?

Emperor Xander

that last test is the best.

Mallow

Gonna need a healthy dose of class A amnestics after hearing this.

El Guapo

I honestly thought this would be a cute story. Wth was I thinking.

Tomstone

sounds like michael vick's kinda game

Crackinator

10:30 Killing puppies is fucked up and all but the thought of a bunch of puppies sitting in a courtroom with tiny costumes just makes my day.

Kayla Dorman

do you get puppys

oskar driplewanger

This SCP ‘s literal only purpose is to kill puppies, and be an asshole while doing it.
Can’t have shit in the SCP universe.

Alexandria Mary

NONONONONONO

Sir Falchion

When you realize object class stands for how easily contained they are and not by how dangerous they are.

Aelloner

blender dog go brrrr

BlueFire Drago

Count
The
Ways
Oh
One
By
One,
Make
Your
Choice
Let's
Have
Some
Fun

Justin L

Poor doge's :(

That Wolf

I want class a amnestics.

Nample Damp

SOMEBODY MAKE AN SCP WHOS ONLY PURPOSE IS TO KICK DR. YEATLEY'S SHIT IN!!!

Abaddunskin

I clicked on this video expecting a wholesome experience, boy was I wrong!

Doggo’s Drawings

Woof

Sir Falchion

"Death by SCP-999"

Ultragamer FanFic Readings

I would've liked to see the researchers request specific SCPs as extermination methods.

poly fool

That chuckle at the puppies wearing suits at 10:47
Dark humor at its peak

Scott Oney

That took a hell of a turn

BlindingLight

I THOUGHT THE MACHINE DISPENSED PUPPIES, NOT KILLED THEM

T1010

YEP CAN WE GET A REQUEST FOR NEUTRALIZED PLEASE

Onex

That "drowning in puppies" round even got Volgun to break character for a second... holy shit

『Strelitzia YF』

I read that the thumbnail as "You win a coochie"

El Guapo

Sounds like Peppersghost needs some therapy.

MemeSpaghetti

this is disgusting. RAISIN COOKIES????!!

Mind Fuckness

Pure sickness. And i say that as a vegan who accepts ALOT sickness before calling it pure sickness

Seymour

“Some anomalies, just, why? You know what I mean?”
Yes. I VERY know what you mean

senes

Michael Vick would love this

Nick

I read the thumbnail as "Win a Coochie!"

LynxCat Games

10:00 "goddammit" not sure if intended or accidentally left in But love it Cx

Mikey Sauce

But hey, cookie

The Internet Police

Fun fact: someone said "Sans Undertale" into this thing.

The Internet Police

If the humor is dark enough, it doesn't need to be a -J

mom slayer

me 20 minutes ago: oh it must be like a machine that makes puppies anomalously or something :)

me now: :(

BradTheBreadstick

Hey so I suppressed this in my memories, can someone tell me if there's a reason they need to repeat the game?

Cameron Shaver

About halfway through I though I couldn't be shocked anymore, then a woman suffocated a puppy with her vagina

Karimba Leofasa

I really shouldn’t be laughing at the idea of a sledgehammered kitten, but I’ve watched too much tom and jerry to not find that morbidly comical

The Otterminator

Dr. Yeatly: " haha yeah so there's this machine that murders puppies in any way you want AND you get completely safe cookies after wanna try- "
Apparently all the other fuckin researchers in the room: " DO I? "

Kameron Ouellet

Why did they do over 300 test??? I would’ve stopped at 1 and destroyed it

Dangerfinder treasureseeker

We need to go over the whole “ Safe “ subject class. In my world puppies and safe mean something waaaaaay different then the foundations.
I would like to have a hug from 999 .

Gray

ONE COOKIE... Really! Even when there’s two SCP1459-1 s. Well, Another one of life’s simple pleasures ruined my a meddling bureaucracy! I bet it was Resin too.

Cameron Troscianiec

What if you try to get another SCP to kill it? Maybe the machine just shows a picture of 096's face

Fouke

Am I the only person who wishes I could use this scp

Marshmallow

The best one was probably the last one since a puppy didnt die, all though a cat did.

CKhan117

I saw “puppy” and “safe” together in the same sentence and assumed this was a good SCP. Oh, how wrong was I.

Queen MeowTigeress

before the video = AWWWW this looks soo cute!! i bet The Puppy Machine is something u put coins and it gives u a puppies!! click video

After the videos = What kind of sicko made this Machine?!

Ethan Lawrence

anyone notice how Dr. Yeatley seemed to be having a bit too much fun with the puppy machine? the dude did like 40 games in a row.

x_Random

i hate this

Ink Splatter

Nooooooooooooooooo

No_. Cappa

So no one is gonna say old age

Ezts Holt

At the very least, (spoiler for the ending)




it ended on a humorous note.

Viirin Softworks

No matter how many times I listen to this one, I can't help but think it was made by AWCY

WispyWoodsman

Reality TV actually made me laugh. That was a nice touch.

William Stewart

How many cookies would “Gold Experience Requiem” give?

Random guy

"Mummy, can I watch a video about a puppy machine?

"Sure, Timmy, what could go wrong?"

Videogametourist

We all know it was a blendtec blender. Puppy smoke...

Woot Neorage-X

no one ever said DEATH BY SNU SNU?

A stranger you’ve met on the internet

so you get a cookie you least like for killing a dog you most liked..
this is a scam bigger than minecraft villager trades.

MaxximusOrilious

Are people really that bothered by this

Vibes Sans

Wait why the sub is 666k?

Morally Gary

Can we just address the fact that Dr. Yeatly presumably did this 230 times before he couldn’t take it anymore?

TheVolgun

Yeah ... we're gonna need SCP-999 ... stat.

Bruh Bruh

The last one was interesting, instead of the dog it produced a cat and killed it. Wasn't expecting that.

The Crimson Fucker: Alucard, Lord Ţepeş

Use those kids that erase things from existence.

Sean André

Where is my SCP-999?

Virgil077

That d class who suggested nuclear detonation. Why the hell wouldnt they give the d class instructions on what to say?

TrashLilJw

This video is wholesome

Kitdank

I thought this was gonna make puppies :( and that was all it does

Don Smith

I thought this was gonna be a machine that created puppies or smth

Dank Llamas

After seeing the comments, I have decided to stop watching this video less than a minute into it
I would rather not add to my long list of nightmare fuel

Dusty Honey

Ethics community shitting themselves rn

Kevin Bee

I thought the machine dispenses puppies not that...
Edit: I hate dr. Yeatley

It's Em

you know, that god scp should just end up destroying this scp I'd be happy with that

DevinNation

That last one was SO petty! XD